|this is definitely a sign
||[Oct. 26th, 2005|03:27 pm]
Praise be to Lykins.
i just took the biggest most painful shit EVER. i hadn't gone in like a week and a half. all day i've had the mcgurgles and i knew something huge was going to happen, but NOTHING could have prepared me for this. not only was it about a week's worth of shit in one load, but it burned like fuck. i don't know if you know how painful burning fuck is, but i am here to tell you my friends, it is not pleasant. so now i am totally empty and starving...and my asshole hurts from the napalm diarrhea explosion AND the steel wool they try to pass off as toilet paper tore me up. i just got pwned hardcore. |
i don't fully understand the message yet, but since i am your prophet, i'm sure it's important. this rain of shit contains the fate of all your lives. my ass has spoken. have a shitty day.